In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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