I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
