Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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