My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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