If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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