I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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