You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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