would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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