so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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