I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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