Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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