I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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