Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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