you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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