now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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