Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
