Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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