i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
dude. I can hear the air.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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