i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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