hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Randomize
