is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I don't deserve a penis
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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