There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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