You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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