Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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