Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
