I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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