so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
