Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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