i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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