that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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