Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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