I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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