then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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