oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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