Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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