he thought i was a dude.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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