brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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