I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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