I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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