Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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