Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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