But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Randomize
