you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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