but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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