Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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