I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
