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Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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