Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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