also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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