I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
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What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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