then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
